About Freedom City

Summary

After President Trump unceremoniously dies from natural causes, four misfits from Washington, D.C. who call themselves the “Fearless Vampire Killers” sever the heads of Confederate statues and wage a comedic guerrilla war on post-Trump America. When President Pence enlists droves of fascist volunteers to crush the “alt-left” uprising, the rebels must risk their lives to run the fascists out of D.C. 


What follows is not only a battle for survival—but a desperate search for remnants of what once made America great: compassion, empathy, and love. 


Freedom City hilariously ridicules the current kakistocracy (government run by the worst people) in a gripping satire that pays homage to The Monkey Wrench Gang.

First Paragraph

"Despite the odium and widespread condemnation of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, he passed with all the fanfare of a fart in a mesh sack. Medical examiners said it was a thrombotic stroke, likely exacerbated by obesity and high blood pressure. Some said cocaine and opioids had been found in his system, but these reports were never confirmed. Trump was dead, and now it was time to start glossing over his dismal legacy and perpetuating his vision, posthumously, for Making America Great Again..."   


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Testimonials

“Didn’t read book by failed writer @PhilipBecnel, but can tell you its written baddly. Totally FAKE NEWS! Sad.” – Donald J. Trump


“I’ve never heard of it.” – Hillary Rodham Clinton


“From the opening line to the satirical endorsements ... [Freedom City] perfectly encapsulates progressive rage against the criminal regime and its morally bankrupt apologists...” – Philip Becnel